Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Podcast Episode 2.6

We've got another new episode: Fantabulous Gowns for Man Winning

This week we watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer S2 E6: "Halloween" & Gilmore Girls S2 E6: "Presenting Lorelai Gilmore"

This week both of our teen heroines donned old fancy dresses for the purpose of enticing men, which actually seems pretty dumb in both cases. We're lead to believe that a woman is completely undesirable if she has a small scratch on her face or single piece of trash in her hair. Apparently Giles has a whole dark and mysterious past? And Spike has an AV crew? Also yes, we clearly don't know much about debutante balls, but Bryan does maybe know a guy named Debutante Paul?

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Podcast Episode 2.5

New episode day! Please enjoy Pectile Boy.

This week we watched Gilmore Girls S2 E5: "Nick & Nora/Sid & Nancy" & Buffy the Vampire Slayer S2 E5: "Reptile Boy"

This episode marks the introduction of fan fav, Jess Mariano, who comes into town fresh off the bench press with a whole lotta 'tude. Despite all that, it's mostly with Paris and the journalism practices of The Franklin where Bryan's qualms lie.  Over in Sunnydale, Buffy's got a whole lineup of older male suitors vying for her attention. Will she choose the mysterious frat boy? Angel? Xander? Giles?  Or.... the ancient horned-up snake demon? And we've suddenly noticed both show's casts are very very hot! Right?

Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Podcast Episode 2.4

Back with another new podcast episode, Mums on the Run.

This week we watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer S2 E4: "Inca Mummy Girl" & Gilmore Girls S2 E4 "The Road Trip to Harvard"

Guys, neither of these episodes were very good. A mummy's on the loose, and so is Lorelia!  While the Lorelias unenthusiastically experience B&B culture, the kids at Sunnydale experience... well, just culture, seemingly for the 1st time. Apparently Harvard and the Sunnydale museum have the same level of security, which is none. Stacey has started shipping Buffy & Giles. Why not? Buffy's mom seems fine with it. And turns out Bryan is a bit of a Rory in the worst way possible. P.S. Stacey writes these.

Tuesday, December 08, 2020

Podcast Episode 2.3

We've got a new podcast episode today, New Man in the House.

This week we watched Gilmore Girls S2 E3: "Red Light on the Wedding Night" & Buffy the Vampire Slayer S2 E3: "School Hard"

It was really hard to decide which show was better this week, but not as hard as the writers threw Max Medina and the Anointed One in the trash. The Gilmore Girls are confused about the concept of a broiler drawer, and we're confused why Buffy doesn't just tell her mom she's the Slayer AND about the concept of  a broiler drawer. We finally get to meet Spike! Turns out, he's pretty tough, but he's no match for JOYCE! Also, Stacey has a theory about Luke's love language.

Tuesday, December 01, 2020

Podcast Episode 2.2

Please enjoy the newest episode of our podcast, Construction Projects.

This week we watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer S2 E2: "Some Assembly Required" & Gilmore Girls S2 E2: "Hammers & Veils"

Rory somehow missed the memo about needing extracurriculars to get into Harvard, so she learns how to build a house. Meanwhile in Sunnydale, two boys we've never met have taught themselves to build a woman! We learn that some mothers handle grief by not caring about their daughter's wedding, and some by torpidly re-watching football games. Stacey will never get over how a 200 -year-old man can be in love with a teen, and Bryan tells a tale from the olden days about pen pals, chat rooms, and VHS tapes.